Are Fourth fireworks bad for the environment?
Boo. Hiss. Go away. Get ‘em off the stage.
No one is going to take away our fireworks. No one! Next thing you know, they’ll try to take away our barbecues. Wait. … Ahhhh!
File under: Happy Fourth of July!
PS: They tried to take away our hot dogs. But science proved them wrong. Again, happy Fourth of July!









