Dori lives in the suburbs of Boston, and is moving out. Her landlord has listed the property for rent:
WHAT THE AD SAYS:
Great deal with new hardwood floors and bright natural light. First floor of a two-family home with an eat-in kitchen, porch and yard. High speed Internet accessible and easy street parking. Heat and hot water are included. Walk to the T in under 10 minutes. Sorry, no pets.
WHAT IT SHOULD SAY:
Moderately priced ($1300 plus $650 finder’s fee) apartment with new hardwood floors and bright natural light that you won’t see because the apt. is on the first floor and the interior is visible from the street. First floor of psychotic-racist-owner-occupied two-family home. Poorly configured kitchen …
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