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I’m going through all all my financial paper work to prepare for my corporate tax returns, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells ‘THEIRS’?

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Last night Mona (the love of my life), asked me to pick-up some croutons. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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My birthday is coming up, and I noticed that my driver’s license is going to expire. I also noticed, I lost some hair since my last driver’s license picture. So I was wondering: What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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Okay, back to some serious real estate stuff.

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