A CLASSIC RIVALRY
A Boston Seaport broker, who is also a devoted Red Sox fan, walks into a Boston sports pub and notices a guy wearing a New York Yankees cap. “Drinks for everyone here, bartender!” shouts the broker. “Except for Mr. Yankee!” The Yankee fan smiles and says, “Thank you!”
Infuriated, the Boston Seaport broker, and a big Red Sox fan, orders another round of drinks for everyone except Mr. Yankee, who, again, thanks the man.
This goes on for a while, until the Boston Seaport broker asks the bartender, “What’s the matter with that guy? I’ve ordered rounds of drinks for everyone but him, and all he does is thank me. Is he nuts?” “No, he’s not nuts,” says the bartender. “He owns this place.”