A Beacon Hill real estate agent was cleaning up his Boston condo when he noticed his wife’s yoga mat rolled up in the closet. The following conversation began:
Beacon Hill Broker: Honey, when was the last time you did yoga?
Wife: Why do you ask?
Beacon Hill Broker: Well, I noticed it was in the closet and it didn’t look like you used in a white.
Wife: Listen honey, I rolled up the yoga mat perfectly and if you think I’ll mess that up by working out, then you’re out of your mind.