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The Client

An old man walks into a Beacon Hill real estate office and approaches the first agent he sees.

“What’s your name, sonny boy?”

“Hi my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”

“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng  Beacon Hill condo! Got it?!”

The agent, somewhat shocked replied:

“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”

“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need my F%$%#ng  Beacon Hill condo sold!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”

So the agent goes into the manager’s office and brings her out.

“Hello sir, my name is Carolyn and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”

“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng one million dollar Beacon Hill condo!!”

“I see, sir. Is this F%#%#%ing  agent here giving your a hard time?”

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