The Client

An old man walks into a Beacon Hill real estate office and approaches the first agent he sees.

“What’s your name, sonny boy?”

“Hi my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”

“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng  Beacon Hill condo! Got it?!”

The agent, somewhat shocked replied:

“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”

“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need my F%$%#ng  Beacon Hill condo sold!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”

So the agent goes into the manager’s office and brings her out.

“Hello sir, my name is Carolyn and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”

“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng one million dollar Beacon Hill condo!!”

“I see, sir. Is this F%#%#%ing  agent here giving your a hard time?”

Beacon Hill Condos for Sale

46 Results
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Beds
1
Baths
348
SqFt
(9)
 
 
#72564285 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
472
SqFt
(17)
 
 
#72574972 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
539
SqFt
(18)
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#72577483 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
550
SqFt
(7)
 
 
#72568836 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
665
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72574674 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
600
SqFt
(7)
 
 
#72542907 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
600
SqFt
(23)
 
 
#72574147 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,028
SqFt
(17)
 
 
#72517792 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
512
SqFt
(10)
 
 
#72570519 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
853
SqFt
(8)
 
 
#72516700 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
750
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72559800 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
897
SqFt
(15)
 
 
#72574013 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
756
SqFt
(25)
 
 
#72504073 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
782
SqFt
(9)
 
 
#72560347 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
749
SqFt
(6)
 
 
#72532481 | Condo
 
3
Beds
3
Baths
1,050
SqFt
(15)
 
 
#72541646 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
930
SqFt
(22)
 
 
#72567771 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
977
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72558356 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
897
SqFt
(15)
 
 
#72509339 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
1,028
SqFt
(18)
 
 
#72566430 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
920
SqFt
(16)
 
 
#72573497 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,100
SqFt
(13)
 
 
#72561997 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,238
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72521710 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,183
SqFt
(4)
 
 
#72569796 | Condo
 
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MLS PIN data last updated at October 13, 2019 11:33 PM ET

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Author Profile

John Ford
John Ford
EXPERIENCE

Over the course of 20 years in the Boston downtown real estate market, John represented and sold numerous, condominiums, investment and development properties in Greater Boston and in the surrounding suburbs



In addition to representing Boston condo buyers and sellers, John is currently one of the most recognized Boston condo blog writers regarding Boston condominiums and residential real estate markets. John's insights and observations about the Boston condo market have been seen in a wide variety of the most established local & national media outlets including; Banker and Tradesman, Boston Magazine The Boston Globe, The Boston Herald and NewsWeek and Fortune magazine, among others.



HISTORY

For over 24 years, John Ford, of Ford Realty Inc., has been actively involved in the real estate industry. He started his career in commercial real estate with a national firm Spaulding & Slye and quickly realized that he had a passion for residential properties. In 1999, John entered the residential real estate market, and in 2000 John Started his own firm Ford Realty Inc. As a broker, his clients have come to love his fun, vivacious, and friendly attitude. He prides himself on bringing honesty and integrity to the entire home buying and selling process. In addition to helping buyers and sellers, he also works with rental clients. Whether you’re looking to purchase a new Boston condo or rent an apartment, you’ll quickly learn why John has a 97% closing rate.

AREAS COVERED

Back Bay

Beacon Hill

Charles River Park

Downtown/Midtown

North End

South End

Seaport District

South Boston

Waterfront

Brookline

Surrounding Communities of Boston
Contact
John Ford and his staff can be reached at 617-595-3712 or 617-720-5454. Please feel free to stop by John's Boston Beacon Hill office located at 137 Charles Street.




John Ford
Ford Realty Inc
137 Charles Street
Boston, Ma 02114

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