An old man walks into a Beacon Hill real estate office and approaches the first agent he sees.
“What’s your name, sonny boy?”
“Hi my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”
“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng Beacon Hill condo! Got it?!”
The agent, somewhat shocked replied:
“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”
“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need my F%$%#ng Beacon Hill condo sold!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”
So the agent goes into the manager’s office and brings her out.
“Hello sir, my name is Carolyn and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”
“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng one million dollar Beacon Hill condo!!”
“I see, sir. Is this F%#%#%ing agent here giving your a hard time?”
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