The Client

An old man walks into a Beacon Hill real estate office and approaches the first agent he sees.

“What’s your name, sonny boy?”

“Hi my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”

“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng  Beacon Hill condo! Got it?!”

The agent, somewhat shocked replied:

“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”

“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need my F%$%#ng  Beacon Hill condo sold!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”

So the agent goes into the manager’s office and brings her out.

“Hello sir, my name is Carolyn and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”

“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng one million dollar Beacon Hill condo!!”

“I see, sir. Is this F%#%#%ing  agent here giving your a hard time?”

Beacon Hill Condos for Sale

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37 Results
1
Beds
1
Baths
486
SqFt
(10)
 
 
#72597325 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
539
SqFt
(18)
 
 
#72577483 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
550
SqFt
(8)
 
 
#72568836 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
419
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72597854 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
655
SqFt
(12)
 
 
#72600094 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,028
SqFt
(17)
 
 
#72517792 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
726
SqFt
(23)
 
 
#72581376 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
782
SqFt
(9)
 
 
#72560347 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
720
SqFt
(20)
 
 
#72594402 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
756
SqFt
(25)
 
 
#72504073 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
701
SqFt
(18)
 
 
#72600420 | Condo
 
3
Beds
3
Baths
1,050
SqFt
(15)
 
 
#72541646 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
930
SqFt
(22)
 
 
#72567771 | Condo
 
2
Beds
1
Baths
920
SqFt
(16)
 
 
#72573497 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,435
SqFt
(24)
 
 
#72595067 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,058
SqFt
(15)
 
 
#72592541 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,100
SqFt
(18)
 
 
#72581186 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1
Baths
683
SqFt
(23)
 
 
#72593525 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,183
SqFt
(4)
 
 
#72569796 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,300
SqFt
(21)
 
 
#72578320 | Condo
 
3
Beds
2
Baths
1,332
SqFt
(18)
 
 
#72574566 | Condo
 
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,350
SqFt
(11)
 
 
#72594794 | Condo
 
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,142
SqFt
(4)
 
 
#72569804 | Condo
 
3
Beds
2
Baths
1,369
SqFt
(30)
 
 
#72590366 | Condo
 
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MLS PIN data last updated at December 15, 2019 11:33 PM ET

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