The Client
An old man walks into a Beacon Hill real estate office and approaches the first agent he sees.
“What’s your name, sonny boy?”
“Hi my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”
“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng Beacon Hill condo! Got it?!”
The agent, somewhat shocked replied:
“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”
“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need my F%$%#ng Beacon Hill condo sold!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”
So the agent goes into the manager’s office and brings her out.
“Hello sir, my name is Carolyn and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”
“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng one million dollar Beacon Hill condo!!”
“I see, sir. Is this F%#%#%ing agent here giving your a hard time?”
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The property listing data and information set forth herein were provided to MLS Property Information Network, Inc. from third party sources, including sellers, lessors and public records, and were compiled by MLS Property Information Network, Inc. The property listing data and information are for the personal, non commercial use of consumers having a good faith interest in purchasing or leasing listed properties of the type displayed to them and may not be used for any purpose other than to identify prospective properties which such consumers may have a good faith interest in purchasing or leasing. MLS Property Information Network, Inc. and its subscribers disclaim any and all representations and warranties as to the accuracy of the property listing data and information set forth herein.
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