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Please tell me you didn’t say that

Was 2022 a good year for you? If not, then perhaps a healthy dose of real estate jokes that might be just what the doctor ordered to get you back on your A-game.

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Boston condo for sale

A Boston condo broker marriage proposal

I’m getting married to a top-producing Boston real estate broker tomorrow. He’s so dreamy. Check out the diamond engagement ring he sold me.

The Boston condo brokers honeymoon

Why do Realtors make the best lovers?
Because we know the importance of location, location , location.

Boston condo broker sells a home

A Boston condo agent always sent a bouquet of flowers with a nice personal card as a housewarming gift for his new condominium buyers. One day there was a mix-up at the florist, and his buyers ended up with a card that said: “Rest in peace.”

Furious, he called the florist to tell her how angry she was about the mix-up. Her reply?

“Look, I’m sorry for the mix-up, but just think, there is a family somewhere at a funeral who got a bouquet of flowers with a card that said “Congratulations on your new home!”

A Boston condo brokers text message

A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.” The mom replies, “It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you too.”

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