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Boston Seaport Brokers Wife – Master of the “silent Treatment” Boston Condos for Sale Ford Realty
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A plane is going down with five people but only four parachutes: the Pilot, Mortgage broker, Boston condo broker, a Priest and a Boston condo buyer
The Jumps:
The Pilot takes the first one, saying he has a family to support.
The Boston condo broker takes the third, declaring, “I am the smartest man in this plane, and my condo buyers cannot afford to lose me!”.
The Priest tells the Boston condo buyer, “My son, I am old and ready to meet my Maker. You are young; take the last parachute”.
The Boston condo buyer replies, “Don’t worry, Father. There are still two parachutes left. The ‘smartest man in this plane’ the condo broker jumped out with my backpack.
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Boston Condos for Sale and Apartments for Rent
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Was 2022 a good year for you? If not, then perhaps a healthy dose of real estate jokes that might be just what the doctor ordered to get you back on your A-game.
A Boston condo broker marriage proposal
I’m getting married to a top-producing Boston real estate broker tomorrow. He’s so dreamy. Check out the diamond engagement ring he sold me.
The Boston condo brokers honeymoon
Why do Realtors make the best lovers?
Because we know the importance of location, location, location.
Boston condo broker sells a home
A Boston condo agent always sent a bouquet of flowers with a nice personal card as a housewarming gift for his new condominium buyers. One day there was a mix-up at the florist, and his buyers ended up with a card that said: “Rest in peace.”
Furious, he called the florist to tell her how angry she was about the mix-up. Her reply?
“Look, I’m sorry for the mix-up, but just think, there is a family somewhere at a funeral who got a bouquet of flowers with a card that said, “Congratulations on your new home!”
A Boston condo brokers text message
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.” The mom replies, “It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you too.”
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