Marketing terms and definitions

Spacious – average
Charming – small
Comfortable – very small
Cozy – very, very small
Low Maintenance – no lawn
Walk to Stores – nowhere to park your car
Prestgious – expensive condo fees
Bright and Sunny – mini-blinds & curtains not included
Townhouse – former tenement
Modern – 80’s renovation
Motivated Seller – about to go into foreclosure
Easy To Heat – see cozy
Pet Friendly Neighborhood – organic matter constantly deposited on the sidewalks
Must See Inside – outside is ugly
Executive Neighborhood – high taxes
Park-like Setting – a tree on the block, park caretaker not included
Penthouse – 5th floor walk-up
Garden level – basement no sunlight

Hurry, Won’t Last! – about to collapse