blankfein

You might not know this, but Goldman chief executive Lloyd Blankfein is a very important guy: “I’m doing God’s Work.”

I’m not sure who to give credit to, but here’s the Lloyd’s Prayer of Finance:

THE LLOYD’s Prayer

Our Chairman,
Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.
The Rally’s Come. God’s Work Be Done
On Earth As There’s No Fear Of Correction.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Competitors
As You Taught Lehman and Bear Their Lessons.
And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever and Ever.
Goldman.

File Under: Sacrilege!