Top 10 things to do while avoiding shoveling snow
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- Watch the Weather Channel report for the 7th time.
- Go on a hunt for matching thermal socks in the dryer.
- Search your winter coats for money and change.
- Try to remember the name of the guy on the block with the snow blower.
- Research house prices in Miami.
- Go on long rant about being out of Fluff for the hot chocolate.
- Put two more waffles in the toaster for “extra calories” you’ll burn.
- Think of places you can leave your shovel where it can be easily stolen.
- Consider buying a dog sled and 8 huskies rather than dig out the car.
- Crank up the heat, play Jimmy Buffet and wait for spring.
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