Me, in my teens:
This radio station is playing my favorite music.
Me, in my twenties:
This bar is playing my favorite music
Me, in my fifties:
This grocery store is playing my favorite music
Injuries by Age
Age 5: I jumped off a swing.
Age 21: I jumped off a bar table.
Age 50: I hurt myself while I was sleeping.
My friend and I were driving home the other night at what felt like well past midnight, but the clock said 8:36 p.m. If that doesn’t sum up being in your 50s, I don’t know what does.