A Boston Real Estate Broker: On the Verge of Insanity

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A Boston Real Estate Broker: On the Verge of Insanity

A few items I was pondering about this morning:

Boston real estate broker pondering on: Summer travel plans

Hmm….I probably should call my parents and tell them I won’t visiting them in N.Y. I guess my travel plans boil down to two options; the kitchen, or the living-room.

Boston real estate broker pondering on: Binge eating

My Levis jeans are getting tight…. I need to start social distancing myself from the refrigerator.

Boston real estate broker pondering on: Clothing

Why do Levis jeans have a small pocket on the inside in one of their pockets?

After google search….

The small pocket is for a pocket watch…someone should notify the Levis marketing dept that pocket watches went out of style in the 1800’s. Maybe I’ll put that on my today’s To-Do-List.

Pondering funny thoughts allows us to look at the ordinary world through a completely absurd lens. Everyday logic often falls apart the moment we start questioning the minor details of daily routine, language, and human behavior.

Language and Logic Mismatches

Apartments: Why do we call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
The Waiter: When waiting for your waiter at a restaurant, you technically become the waiter.
Heads Up: People shout “heads up” when they actually mean you should duck your head down.
Lighters: Every time you use a lighter, it gets physically lighter until it can no longer light.
Beds and Bedrooms: Buying a bigger bed leaves you with more bedroom but significantly less bedroom.

Everyday Mysteries

Pizza Boxes: Round pizzas are delivered in square boxes and eaten in triangular slices.
Showers and Towels: If you are completely clean after a shower, how does the towel get dirty?
Wet Paint: People willingly believe there are billions of stars but must touch a wall to check if the paint is wet.
Garbage Cans: Figuring out the proper execution to throw away an old, broken garbage can is a logistical paradox.
Bubble Baths: No matter what neon color the liquid soap is, the resulting bubbles are always white.

Human Behavior

Age Statistics: The total number of people older than you on Earth will never increase.
The High Road: Comedic minds on platforms like the Today Show Compilation highlight the absurdity of human expectations, wondering who established the “high road” and why they haven’t been fired yet.
The Internet: We have access to the entirety of human knowledge in our pockets but primarily use it to look at angry arguments and cat videos.