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Boston condo broker wants to know: Is the doctor in?

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Boston condo broker wants to know: Is the doctor in?

A Boston Beacon Hill condo broker was getting a pre-colonoscopy. The nurse said. “You will be given anesthesia, so for the rest of the day do not drive, drink alcohol or sign any Boston condo documents.” After a brief pause, she added, and you should probably stay off social media, Amazon and dating apps.”

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Boston condo broker wants to know: Is the doctor in?

It was 11:45 pm, I was getting tired of steaming HBO Max, so I decided to call it night. As part of my normal routine, I checked my emails for any Boston condo or Beacon Hill apartment leads. Afterwards, I entered the bathroom. There I patiently stood in front of the commode, (I usually don’t use that word), as I was standing there what seemed like a decade relieving myself. I stood there, stood there, stood there…then suddenly my Apple Watch came to life, stating, “Congratulations on meeting your standing goal.”

Thinking this was a fumy story, I told her what happened. She didn’t find it funny and told me I needed to make an appointment for a prostrate exam.

Okay, don’t worry, this story has a happy ending, (err… that didn’t sound right). Anyway, I went to have my exam. As the doctor was putting on his rubber gloves, a sound I’ll never forget,  I was bent over with my hands on the examine table, and he did his exam, (hence, the title of this blog post) the doctor told me this might feel uncomfortable. I told him ( the doctor) that, “I’ll only be uncomfortable at this point, if I feel both your hands on my shoulders.”

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“I’m only uncomfortable if I feel both your hands on my shoulders.”

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