a-joke

A blog reader wants to know if I think the economy is in bad shape. Simple answer YES.

The economy is so bad that…….
Better Homes & Garden is changing its name to Mobile Homes & Garden.

The economy is so bad that…….
Tanya Harding is know considered middle class

The economy is so bad that….
Brett Farve is cosidering a comeback just for the free Gatorade.

The economy is so bad that….
The ex-quarterback Michael Vick is now working at Petco.

The economy is so bad that….
Bill Maher is going to church for the free bread and wine.

The economy is so bad that…..
That Jacques bar in Bay Village is considering ladies night (real ladies that is)

The economy is so bad that….
The ChesseCake Factory at Lechmere is changing its name to the Chesse Wiz Factory.

The economy is so bad that….
Brad Pitt asked Angelina Jolie for a receipt for the last kid they adopted.

The economy is so bad that….
Lionel is not even Rich anymore.

The economy is so bad that……
Singer Prince is wearing clothes that he bought off the rack.

The economy is so bad that…..
Boston Ritz Carlton Towers condos are selling at 1/2 price.

I know…..”John, that last wasn’t very funny.”

Source: A guy from Harvard Gardens that stole lines from Jay Leno

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