“I need a raise in my commission,” a Boston condo for sale agent said to me the other day. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that so?” I asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”

a real estate meme with artist Bob Ross in front of a blank canvas which is a collage of all the homes Zillow accurately valued.

social media real estate joke post that shows woman driving her car, saying the government is now accepting real estate licenses as official id's because not everyone has a driver's license.