What music does the IRS play when they put you on hold?
Answer: Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker. Yes, the same IRS with enough individual forms to decimate an entire rain forest came up with: one song. Therefore, you hear “The March” ad nauseum for the entire duration of your stay on hold. Which could be hours – or maybe days. Nutcracker indeed.
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BTW, If you want to know when LLC tax returns are due its March 15th. You also can verify this by calling the IRS – enjoy the music.