Real Estate: Sunday funnies
If you’re ever feeling down on yourself, just remember how last month, when I hosted a Boston Seaport condo buying seminar for my clients, I told them to park in the wrong spot and every single person’s car got towed.
Thoughts about my gym membership
It’s been six months since I joined the gym in Beacon Hill and no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on.
I saved a lot of money on a home security system by hanging a picture of my last Boston real estate commission check on the front door.
The other day, I was riding my bike to my Beacon Hill office and this lady was walking her stroller down the Lexington Minuteman bike path, I asked her what’s wrong with your baby.
I’m becoming the landlord of my own body by refusing to fix anything wrong with it
But First, Coffee
Me, before coffee:
Ugh, why is everyone shouting?
Me, after coffee: Okay, yes, I do see the building fire now
Modern Roommate Romance
I moved in with my girlfriend after one year. Some people say we’re rushing in, but we’re both so in love with saving $1,200 a month on our Seaport apartment rent.
Her: I think we should see other people.
Me: I disagree. I think we should break up and both be alone. —
Source of all pictures: PHOTO: SHUTTERSTOCK