Seaport apartment rental agent goes speed-dating

Boston Seaport Apartments for Rent 2023

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Seaport Agent:; “Hi, I’m Brigit. You are?”

5 Minute Date: “Dracula, King of the Vampires.”

Seaport Agent: “Interesting job. Do you own your own Boston condo, or rent an apartment?”

5 Minute Date: “My dear, I own my own castle!”

Seaport agent: “Hmm! Hobbies? I like to go out clubbing.”

5 Minute Date: “Why, I’m a fan of the nightlife too!”

Seaport Agent: “Favorite food? Mine is steak.”

5 Minute Date: “Oh, no stakes for me, but if I have a steak it would be red and juicy,”

Seaport agent: “You’re not, ugh, vegan, are you?”

5 Minute Date “That’s one thing I’ve never been accused of!”

Seaport Agent: “Good. Favorite drink?”

5 Minute Date: “I’m partial to a Bloody Mary. Or Sue. Or Helen.”

Seaport Agent: “You sound like the full package! would you like coming back to my Seaport apartment?”

5 Minute Date “Sure, but I am quite thirsty and starving. How about a bite first?”