Be careful what you wish for

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Be careful what you wish for

A Back Bay atheist is walking through the woods, admiring the “accident of evolution,” when suddenly a massive grizzly bear charges towards him. He runs as fast as he can, but the bear closes in, trips him, and raises a massive paw to strike.

In desperation, the atheist cries out, “Oh my God!”

Time freezes, the bear stops in mid-air, and a voice booms from the sky: “You have denied my existence for years, taught others I don’t exist, and credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?”

The atheist looks up and says, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian, but perhaps You could make the bear a Christian?”

“Very well,” says the voice. The light goes out. Time resumes.

The bear drops his paws, brings them together, and says:
“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.

Be careful what you wish for

“We need you to do Beacon Hill condo showings,” Richard said.

“I have plans!” Laura said.

“I’m sorry. I thought we’d have the day off. My bosses suddenly decided the corporate interests are more important than a holiday.”

“I see.”

“And I guess Monday is Labor Day, so we should labor!”

“Very funny.”

His phone rang. He answered it and talked. After hanging up, he said: “If the rumor I just heard is true, we get Monday off. Unfortunately, it would be because Redfin decided to do cost cutting to further corporate interests, and they’ll be laying us off tomorrow!”

Peace be with you

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29 Results

6 Goodwin Place #B
Boston, MA 02114

0
Beds

1
Baths

235
SqFt

(16)

#73471866 | Condo

$445,999

21 Beacon #6D
Boston, MA 02108

0
Beds

1
Baths

300
SqFt

(21)

#73443191 | Condo

$475,000

27 Bowdoin St #1C
Boston, MA 02114

0
Beds

1
Baths

431
SqFt

(16)

#73430197 | Condo

$499,000

33 Irving Street #4
Boston, MA 02114

1
Beds

1
Baths

390
SqFt

(15)

#73469819 | Condo

$675,000

75 Charles Street #4B
Boston, MA 02114

1
Beds

1
Baths

523
SqFt

(14)

#73454974 | Condo

$739,900

6 Goodwin Pl #4
Boston, MA 02114

1
Beds

1
Baths

474
SqFt

(24)

#73469649 | Condo

$745,000

54 Temple Street #1
Boston, MA 02114

1
Beds

1
Baths

690
SqFt

(26)

#73471922 | Condo

$799,900

27 Bowdoin St #1B
Boston, MA 02114

1
Beds

1
Baths

619
SqFt

(18)

#73469939 | Condo

$849,000

15 River #507
Boston, MA 02108

1
Beds

1
Baths

721
SqFt

(31)

#73466123 | Condo

$919,000

59 W Cedar Street #6
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

1
Baths

775
SqFt

(28)

Virtual Tour

#73419845 | Condo

$985,000

23 Joy Street #1
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

1
Baths

812
SqFt

(25)

#73436432 | Condo

$995,000

106 Myrtle St #8
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

1
Baths

782
SqFt

(14)

#73478044 | Condo

$1,250,000

102 Charles St #C
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

1
Baths

920
SqFt

(29)

#73477650 | Condo

$1,400,000

145 Charles St #PH
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

2
Baths

1,055
SqFt

(35)

#73477651 | Condo

$1,850,000

82 Chestnut Street #30
Boston, MA 02108

2
Beds

2
Baths

1,260
SqFt

(18)

#73478389 | Condo

$1,870,000

33-35 Bowdoin Street #1
Boston, MA 02114

3
Beds

2 | 1
Baths

2,128
SqFt

(14)

Virtual Tour

#73462924 | Condo

$1,934,000

6 Walnut St #3
Boston, MA 02108

3
Beds

2
Baths

1,272
SqFt

(18)

#73448957 | Condo

$2,100,000

40-42 Mount Vernon St #5A
Boston, MA 02108

2
Beds

2
Baths

1,447
SqFt

(30)

Virtual Tour

#73466885 | Condo

$2,499,000

1-3 Winter Place #3
Boston, MA 02108

3
Beds

2 | 1
Baths

3,357
SqFt

(23)

#73393161 | Condo

$2,675,000

33-35 Bowdoin Street #3
Boston, MA 02114

3
Beds

3 | 1
Baths

2,541
SqFt

(22)

Virtual Tour

#73462925 | Condo

$3,200,000

45 Temple St #306
Boston, MA 02114

2
Beds

2 | 1
Baths

2,140
SqFt

(13)

#73430285 | Condo

$3,400,000

73 Mt Vernon Street #2
Boston, MA 02108

2
Beds

2
Baths

1,589
SqFt

(18)

#73477851 | Condo

$3,495,000

20 Beacon Street #4
Boston, MA 02108

3
Beds

3
Baths

2,343
SqFt

(38)

#73469758 | Condo

$4,890,000

86 Beacon Street #2
Boston, MA 02108

4
Beds

3 | 1
Baths

2,634
SqFt

(22)

Virtual Tour

#73447377 | Condo

$5,750,000

5 Joy Street #1
Boston, MA 02108

3
Beds

3 | 1
Baths

2,974
SqFt

(36)

Virtual Tour

#73466830 | Condo

$6,495,000

20 Chestnut Street #1
Boston, MA 02108

4
Beds

3 | 1
Baths

3,485
SqFt

(26)

#73425403 | Condo

$6,995,000

71 Mount Vernon St #1A
Boston, MA 02108

4
Beds

4 | 1
Baths

4,013
SqFt

(42)

#73468334 | Condo

$7,750,000

25 Beaver Place #A
Boston, MA 02108

3
Beds

3 | 1
Baths

4,442
SqFt

(41)

Virtual Tour

#73469837 | Condo

$11,000,000

34.5 Beacon St #PH
Boston, MA 02108

5
Beds

6 | 2
Baths

8,068
SqFt

(11)

#73459616 | Condo

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