Byline – John Ford Beacon Hill Condo Broker
A Beacon Hill broker goes into the CVS drugstore and tells the pharmacist he needs condoms.
“How many?” the pharmacist asks.
“Well,” the Beacon Hill broker says, “I’ve been dating this girl a while and she wants me to meet her parents tonight and have dinner with them, so I think I’ll get lucky. Give me a several packages”
That night at dinner he asks if he can say the blessing. They say yes. He continues praying silently long after the blessing.
The girl leans over and whispers to the Beacon Hill broker’s ear, “You never told me you were religious.”
The Beacon Hill broker whispers back, “You never told me your dad was a pharmacist!”
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