Boston Seaport brokers joke of the day
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Boston Seaport brokers joke of the day
A plumber and his brother, a high-end Seaport real estate broker, never saw eye-to-eye. When the plumber suddenly passed, the broker—fearing for the family’s reputation—approached the pastor before the funeral.
“Look, Father,” the broker whispered, sliding a $50,000 check across the table. “I know my brother was a bit of a rogue, but if you call him a ‘saint’ during the eulogy, this donation is yours.”
The pastor looked at the check, then at the broker, and agreed.
The next day, the pastor stood before the congregation and said: “The man we lay to rest today was a cheat. He overcharged every client, cheated on his taxes, and was rarely sober on a Sunday.”
The broker turned beet-red, ready to demand his money back, until the pastor continued:
“But compared to his brother the Seaport condo broker, he was a saint.”
Boston Seaport brokers joke of the day
A naked man walks into a Boston Seaport bar. The bartender asks,
“What are you getting?”
The man says, “a draft”
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