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A plumber and his brother, a high-end Seaport real estate broker, never saw eye-to-eye. When the plumber suddenly passed, the broker—fearing for the family’s reputation—approached the pastor before the funeral.
“Look, Father,” the broker whispered, sliding a $50,000 check across the table. “I know my brother was a bit of a rogue, but if you call him a ‘saint’ during the eulogy, this donation is yours.”
The pastor looked at the check, then at the broker, and agreed.
The next day, the pastor stood before the congregation and said: “The man we lay to rest today was a cheat. He overcharged every client, cheated on his taxes, and was rarely sober on a Sunday.”
The broker turned beet-red, ready to demand his money back, until the pastor continued:
“But compared to his brother the Seaport condo broker, he was a saint.”
A naked man walks into a Boston Seaport bar. The bartender asks,
“What are you getting?”
The man says, “a draft”
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1
Beds
1
Baths
1,080
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,178
SqFt
Open House: Mar 1, 2026, 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
779
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,651
SqFt
Open House: Feb 28, 2026, 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,011
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,719
SqFt
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,104
SqFt
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,128
SqFt
3
Beds
2
Baths
2,081
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,164
SqFt
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,046
SqFt
1
Beds
1 | 1
Baths
1,176
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,406
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,256
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,255
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,384
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,314
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,498
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,338
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,362
SqFt
3
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
2,113
SqFt
2
Beds
2
Baths
1,573
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,752
SqFt
3
Beds
3 | 1
Baths
1,888
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,859
SqFt
3
Beds
3
Baths
1,909
SqFt
3
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
2,129
SqFt
3
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
2,231
SqFt
3
Beds
3 | 1
Baths
2,286
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,892
SqFt
2
Beds
2 | 1
Baths
1,979
SqFt
3
Beds
3 | 1
Baths
2,261
SqFt
3
Beds
3 | 1
Baths
2,564
SqFt
3
Beds
3 | 1
Baths
3,090
SqFt
6
Beds
8 | 2
Baths
10,609
SqFt
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