Three female Boston Seaport condo for sale brokers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter warns them, “We have only one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!“

The women enter and find ducks everywhere. It’s nearly impossible to avoid them.

Sure enough, the first Seaport condo broker accidentally steps on one. Immediately, St. Peter appears with the ugliest man she has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this man for eternity!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter appears with another incredibly unattractive man, chains them together, and delivers the same speech.

The third female Seaport condo broker, seeing this, is terrified. She is extremely careful and manages to go months without stepping on a single duck.

One day, St. Peter walks up to her with the most handsome, muscular, and charming man she has ever laid eyes on. Without a word, St. Peter chains them together and leaves.

The female Seaport condo broker. She looks at the man and says, “I can’t believe this! I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to someone as amazing as you?”

The man sighs and says, “I don’t know what happened to you, but I stepped on a duck.“

Peace be with you

Boston Seaport Brokers Joke of the Day

A plumber and his brother, a high-end Seaport real estate broker, never saw eye-to-eye. When the plumber suddenly passed, the broker—fearing for the family’s reputation—approached the pastor before the funeral.

“Look, Father,” the broker whispered, sliding a $50,000 check across the table. “I know my brother was a bit of a rogue, but if you call him a ‘saint’ during the eulogy, this donation is yours.”

The pastor looked at the check, then at the broker, and agreed.

The next day, the pastor stood before the congregation and said: “The man we lay to rest today was a cheat. He overcharged every client, cheated on his taxes, and was rarely sober on a Sunday.”

The broker turned beet-red, ready to demand his money back, until the pastor continued:

“But compared to his brother the Seaport condo broker, he was a saint.”

Peace be with you

Boston Seaport Brokers Joke of the Day

A naked man walks into a Boston Seaport bar. The bartender asks,

“What are you getting?”

The man says, “a draft”

Here’s what’s not a joke. These Boston Seaport condos for sale are moving fast.

Purchase a Boston Seaport condo from Ford Realty and we’ll provide you with over 50% back on our portion of the broker fee at your closing. No joke

Notable Seaport Condo Sales (February 2026)

Property Address	Sale Date	Sale Price	Beds/Baths	Sq. Ft.
22 Liberty Drive #5D	Feb 2, 2026	$4,950,000	2 / 2.5	1,985
300 Pier 4 Blvd #3I	Feb 2, 2026	$3,350,000	2 / 2.5	1,811
300 Pier 4 Blvd #2E	Feb 10, 2026	$2,750,000	2 / 2	1,406
35 Channel Center St #402	Feb 12, 2026	$1,690,000	2 / 2	1,735
15 Sleeper St #206	Feb 12, 2026	$1,525,000	2 / 2	1,180
249 A Street #66	Feb 19, 2026	$848,500	2 / 1	1,599