A Short Story About Eggs
Well, actually this is a story about time management, creative thinking and problem-solving.
The story goes like this:
A woman was in her kitchen.
A pan of water was simmering on the stove.
She was making boiled eggs for breakfast.
A Boston real estate broker walked in.
Their eyes met.
“Make love to me here, now,” she said.
They made love on the kitchen table.
“Couldn’t resist me, huh?” the Boston real estate broker said.
“The egg timer is broken,” she replied.
Of course, this story is a bit far-fetched given that an egg timer lasts for three whole minutes.