Okay, here’s the story, I really don’t like going to the gym. Here’s why:
On using gym equipment
[on using gym equipment] I always hate having to use the equipment after these huge buff guys used them, like, they used the entire rack of plates. Then I get on, and move two plates, you know like: CLANK! CLANK! “I’m the two plate guy!” CLANK! CLANK! “Anyone wanna spot me?” CLANK! CLANK!
When I got home, she asked me what was my favorite gym equipment, I told her the television.