Thinking of moving to the Chicago area? Check out the famous home where Macaulay Culkin fended off evil burglars in the movie ‘Home Alone.’ It’s up for sale for $2.4 million. Some parts of it still look remarkably the same, especially the front stairway foyer, where our brave hero mined the hard-wood floor with marbles and swung paint cans at his intruder foes.

One presumes no real estate agent is going to say to non-serious buyers, “I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property.” Go ahead. You know you want to watch Snakes.

File under: Keep the change, you filthy animal