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An elderly couple was driving through Dublin, Ireland on their vacation. Irene was driving when she got pulled over by the Police, who asks her, ‘Ma’am did you know that you were speeding?’

Irene turns to her husband, Mick, and inquires, ‘What did he say?’ Mick yells out, ‘He says you were speeding!’

The Police said, ‘May I see your license, please ma’ am?’ Irene, once again, turns to Mick and says, ‘What did he say?’ Mick, shouts out, ‘He wants to see your license!’

Irene gives the policeman her driving license. The policeman retorts, ‘I see you are from Boston, MA. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had.’ For the final time, Irene turns to Mick and asks, ‘What did he say?’ Mick yells very loudly, ‘He thinks he knows you!’


Dear Thomas, Your father has a new job, with 2,000 people under him. He’s a gardener at the local cemetery


A Boston real estate broker was driving back home after a night at the Beacon Hill Tavern on St. Patrick Day. While driving, he was pulled over by the police:

Police Officer: Were you drinking?

Boston Real Estate Agent: I’m afraid so Officer, I had a few beers and few shots of whisky

Police Officer: I’m afraid I’m going to need to give you a breathalyzer test.

Boston Real Estate Agent: Why, don’t you believe me?

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