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Worse excuses for being late for a Beacon Hill apartment showing

As a Boston real estate broker, my staff and I over the years have conducted numerous Beacon Hill apartment showings.

When a client is about 15 minutes late, I give them a buzz to see what time I might expect them. Here are some of my favorite memorable excuses:

Hey! Sorry, but I’m running a bit late. I’m heading out the door right now, I promise. I just need to get out of bed, shower really quick, and then stare at my closet as I air-dry my hair. Five minutes out, I swear.

I just need to paint my room. It’ll take, like, three minutes, tops.

Literally crossing the street now. I had to stop for a snack. I was craving an apple, so I went to an orchard in Vermont. I’ll tell you all about it when I get there, which is going to be very soon.

Sorry I’m running late I realize I only had half the rent for the Beacon Hill apartment deposit. So I went to Encore casino to try to double my money.

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