A Back Bay condo owner told me this story about his dogs;

I was watching YouTube on how you can tell a canine’s disposition, you just fall down and act hurt.
A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick the owner’s face or show concern.
One night while eating pizza, I tried out this theory.
I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and fell to the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and then raced to the coffee table for my pizza.

Byline – John Ford – Boston Seaport Condo Broker.